halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…
nowyoukno:

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krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck
teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. 

I will reblog this until the end of fucking time. #womensupportingwomen2kforever

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